Helen, 24, blogging live from England

Tumblr is for the love which dare not speak its name: there is no shame here, only shitty tv.

Sometimes I draw things but I'm really crappy about tagging, so.... sorry.

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefrogman:

Regal Cats in Oil by Eldar Zakirov [website | deviantart]

[h/t: uggly]

I would just like to buy an old mansion

And fill it with portraits like these of cats

I would remove all the doorknobs/doors and anything that requires thumbs to operate

And have recordings of ghostly meowing sounds playing at all times

So that when urban explorers came to it, they would totally think they were in some kind of MAGICAL GHOST CAT MANSION

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

xhoe:

these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”